- Taoism: Shit happens.
- Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
- Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
- Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
- Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
- Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
- Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
- Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
- Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
- Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
- Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
- Episcopalian: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
- Methodist: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Read the rest of this entry »
Posts Tagged ‘IDEOLOGY’
Posted by eGZact on October 26, 2007