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9 o’clock

Posted by eGZact on May 29, 2008

9 o\'clock

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10 ways you might be breaking the law with your computer

Posted by eGZact on May 29, 2008

Most Americans are aware of the protections afforded by the U.S. Constitution’s fourth amendment against unreasonable searches and seizures. In general, this means that the government cannot search your person, home, vehicle, or computer without probable cause to believe that you’ve engaged in some criminal act.

What many don’t know is that there are quite a few circumstances that the Courts, over the years, have deemed to be exempt from this requirement. One of those occurs when you enter the United States at the border. In April of this year, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the right of Customs officers to search laptops and other digital devices at the border (the definition of which extends to any international airport when you are coming into the country) without probable cause or even the lesser standard of reasonable suspicion. The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) and other groups strongly disagree with the ruling. You can read more on the EFF Web site (http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2008/04/no-cause-needed-search-laptops-border).

Meanwhile, be aware that even though you’ve done nothing illegal and are not even suspected of such, the entire contents of your portable computer, PDA, or smart phone can be accessed by government agents when you enter the United States. So if you have anything on your hard drive that might be embarrassing, you might want to delete it before crossing the border.

See the article (pdf) from TechRepublic: 10 ways you might be breaking the law with your computer

 

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The sister

Posted by eGZact on May 27, 2008

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.  Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and

get me.’ I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.  Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, ‘We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter . Welcome to the family.’

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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How to get drunk without drinking

Posted by eGZact on May 22, 2008

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World History Database of events in day 21st May

Posted by eGZact on May 21, 2008

 

1912 ArmamentTheobald, Bethmann Hollweg von
Berlin   The new Naval Law is passed by the Reichstag in order to expand the German navy
1913 ArmamentChurchill, Winston Leonard Spencer
  The new Naval Law is passed by the Reichstag in order to expand the German navy
1968 ArrestJones, Lewis Brian Hopkin
  Jones is arrested a second time, for marijuana possession
  The Stones wanted to tour the United States in 1969 for the first time in three years, but Jones ‘ second arrest exacerbates problems with USAimmigration, Jones is unable to acquire a work visa
1471 AssassinationHenry VI
London   Murdered in the Tower of London, found dead in the oratory
1991 AssassinationGandhi, Rajiv
  Killed in a bomb attack during an election campaign by a Tamil suicide bomber
1940 Battle of ArrasRommel, Erwin Johannes Eugen
Arras   5 British Brigades stop the SS Totenkopf & manage to create a retreat to Dunkirk
Arras   Rommel engages the British with 88-mm anti-tank guns Read the rest of this entry »

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Google Talk shortcuts

Posted by eGZact on May 16, 2008

 

CTRL + Mouse wheel up/down   Change the font size in a conversation window

CTRL + E          Center text

CTRL + R          Right justify text

CTRL + L or CTRL+J      Left justify text

F9        Open Gmail to send an email to the person you talk to

F11       Start a call

F12       Stop the current call

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How to emulate the Out of Office Assistant in Microsoft Outlook

Posted by eGZact on May 16, 2008

The Out of Office Assistant feature in Microsoft Outlook is a Microsoft Exchange Server service. It is available only when the Exchange Server transport service is included in an Outlook user’s profile. You can emulate this feature by creating an e-mail template and defining a rule in the Rules Wizard to automatically reply with the template.

How to define an automatic reply template

Use one of the following methods:

Method 1: Microsoft Office Outlook 2007

  1. Open a new Outlook message.
  2. On the Options tab, click Plain Text.
  3. Type the information that you want to have in your reply message.
  4. Click the Microsoft Office Button, and then click Save As.
  5. In the Save As dialog box, click to select the Outlook Template check box in the Save as type list.
  6. Type a name for your reply template in the File name box, and then click Save.

Method 2: Microsoft Office Outlook 2003 and earlier versions of Outlook

  1. Open a new Outlook message formatted as plain text. (NOTE: Do not use Microsoft Word as your e-mail editor).
  2. Type the information that you want to have in your reply message.
  3. On the File menu, click Save As.
  4. In the Save As dialog box, click to select the Outlook Template check box in the Save As Type list.
  5. Type a name for your reply template in the File Name box, and then click Save.

How to define a rule to send an automatic reply in Outlook 98, in Outlook 2000, and in Outlook 2002

  1. On the Tools menu, click Rules Wizard.
  2. In the Rules Wizard dialog box, click New.
  3. Under Which type of rule do you want to create?, click Start from a blank rule, click Check messages when they arrive, and then click Next.
  4. Under Which condition(s) do you want to check?, click to select the Sent Only To Me check box or any other criteria that you want, and then click Next.
  5. Under What do you want to do with the message?, click to select the Reply using a specific template check box.
  6. Under Rule Description, click the underlined phrase, a specific template.
  7. In the Select A Reply Template dialog box, click the template that you saved in step 5 of “How to Define an Automatic Reply Template,” and then click Open.
  8. Complete the Rule Wizard instructions, click Finish, and then click OK.

How to define a rule to send an automatic reply in Outlook 2003

  1. On the Tools menu, click Rules and Alerts.
  2. In the Rules and Alerts dialog box, click the New Rule button on the E-mail Rules tab.
  3. In the Rules Wizard, click the Start from a blank rule button, click Check messages when they arrive, and then click Next.
  4. Under Which condition(s) do you want to check?, click to select the Sent Only To Me check box or any other check box that you want, and then click Next.
  5. Under What do you want to do with the message?, click to select the Reply using a specific template check box.
  6. On the Step 2: Edit the Rule Description page of the wizard, click the underlined phrase a specific template.
  7. In the Select A Reply Template dialog box, click the template that you saved in step 5 of the “How to Define an Automatic Reply Template” section, and then click Open.
  8. Complete the Rules Wizard instructions, click Finish, and then click OK.

How to define a rule to send an automatic reply in Outlook 2007

  1. On the Tools menu, click Rules and Alerts.
  2. In the Rules and Alerts dialog box, click the New Rule button on the E-mail Rules tab.
  3. In the Rules Wizard under Start from a blank rule, click Check messages when they arrive, and then click Next.
  4. Under Which condition(s) do you want to check?, click to select the Sent Only To Me check box or any other check box that you want, and then click Next.
  5. Under What do you want to do with the message?, click to select the Reply using a specific template check box.
  6. Under Step 2: Edit the Rule Description, click the underlined phrase a specific template.
  7. In the Select A Reply Template dialog box, click the template that you saved in step 6 of the “How to Define an Automatic Reply Template” section, and then click Open.
  8. Complete the Rules Wizard instructions, click Finish, and then click OK.

The Rules Wizard rule to “reply using a specific template” is designed to send the reply only one time to each sender during a session. This prevents Outlook from sending repetitive replies to a sender from whom you receive multiple messages.

During a session, Outlook remembers the list of users to whom it has responded. When you restart Outlook, this list is deleted and the rule is reset to start again for each sender.

NOTE: Outlook must be running for the Rules Wizard to automatically reply. Additionally, Outlook 2007 must be running and configured to check periodically for new messages. 

 

Microsoft Help and Support | KB311107

 

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Looser

Posted by eGZact on May 12, 2008

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Drink without prejudice

Posted by eGZact on May 7, 2008

If you were  around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) you might have seen  the following poster.  

 

Drink without prejudice

 

Now honestly,  would you quit drinking?

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Bush Blair Endless Love

Posted by eGZact on May 5, 2008

Some people say that this is the best video ever with George W. Bush 😀

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Bubba J and Jeff Dunham

Posted by eGZact on May 5, 2008

 

AA is for quitters :))

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Smell me

Posted by eGZact on May 5, 2008

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Baby face… wtf?

Posted by eGZact on May 5, 2008

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Warning

Posted by eGZact on May 1, 2008

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