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Because walking sucks

Posted by eGZact on March 10, 2008

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Japanese Pac Man

Posted by eGZact on March 10, 2008

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The Nubile Nymph

Posted by eGZact on March 5, 2008

Virna Reynolds was lonely and depressed! Her best friend Alicia was vacationing in Europe, and coupled with the fact that her husband of forty years had been gone for less that six months, and you had a woman who wasn’t used to being alone for such a long period of time! After wandering around her apartment for about a week, she dialed the number Alicia had given to her before she left! After two rings, a sultry feminine voice on the other end of the line answered, “Sensations Unlimited, how may I help you, this is Miranda speaking!?!” A pang of fear shot through her, but since she had already made the call she replied, “This is Mrs. Reynolds, I’m a friend of Alicia Donner, she recommended your establishment, and I was just wondering if you had any openings for today!?!” “Mmmmmm, Mrs. Reynolds,” Miranda said in a silky voice, “how is Mrs. Donner, we haven’t seen her in few weeks?” “Uh, she’s in Europe,” Virna replied, “she should be home in a couple of weeks, though!” “Well,” Miranda went on, “we have an opening at two this afternoon if that’s agreeable with you, should I put you down for it?” It was now or never, “Yes, two will be just fine,” she replied, “see you then, and thank you!”

“Hello, Mrs. Reynolds, it’s so nice to meet you, won’t you please come in and have a seat,” Miranda said graciously while shaking Virna’s hand! “Alicia’s told me so much about the place,” Virna offered, “that I decided to see it for myself so to speak!” “Well, I very happy that you did,” Miranda replied smoothly, “I hope your time here will be more than enjoyable!” After both of them had taken a seat in Miranda’s sumptuously appointed, office she asked casually, “Have you given any thought as to what sort of, shall we say, entertainment you had in mind!?!” “Well,” Virna said slowly, “I-I’m not exactly sure, what have you got?” “Just about anything you could ask for,” Miranda replied, “but may I make a suggestion!?!” Glad that she didn’t have to go into any details herself, Virna replied gratefully, “Please, I’m open to any suggestions!” “Well,” Miranda continued on, “it’s been my experience, that with our more mature female clients, such as yourself, have a much more relaxing and enjoyable experience, if they start out with a young female, now that may sound strange, but two women together always seems to generate much less pressure than if you were to begin with a man!” Read the rest of this entry »

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