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Full Service

Posted by eGZact on December 29, 2007

“May I help you, sir,” the attractive young saleswoman asked while Ryan Majors scanned the display of night gowns that were marked at twenty percent off!?! “Uh, yes, maybe,” he replied while feeling the material on one of the gowns! “Is it a present for your wife,” the lady asked? “Yes,” he replied, “it’s our fifth wedding anniversary and I just thought that maybe she might like something like this!” The saleslady, who introduced herself as Dawn answered quickly, “These might be a little on the old side for someone her age, follow me and I’ll show you something a little more appropriate!” Just grateful that he didn’t have to say anymore, Ryan followed Dawn to the rear portion of the store where she stopped before a large selection of shortie night gowns!

I think that these might be a little more to her liking,” Dawn offered, “can you tell me what size she wears!?!” Now growing a little flummoxed, he turned a little red and replied, “Well, uh, I think she’s about your size, but her, you know, her breasts are maybe a little bigger!” “I wear a size eight and wear a 34C-cup bra, is she a D cup!?!” “Well, er,” he stammered, “I think so, she has very large breasts!” Leaning closer to Ryan so that no one else could hear her, Dawn asked in a husky voice, “Does she like getting them sucked, I absolutely love it!?!” Ryan ears actually burned at the sound of such an intimate question, but incredibly he heard himself reply softly, “She loves having them sucked, and she has big pink nipples!” Read the rest of this entry »

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Ferdinand Marcos

Posted by eGZact on December 21, 2007

Country: Philippines.

Kill tally: No reliable figures but the Philippines democracy and economy ruined and possibly thousands killed.

Background: Spain colonises the Philippine archipelago during the 16th Century, naming the islands after King Philip II and establishing Manila (on the northern island of Luzon) as the capital in 1571. The indigenous population is converted to Roman Catholicism, although Muslim Filipinos in the south and upland tribes in the north resist any challenge to their traditional religious beliefs.

When the United States takes control of the archipelago following the 1898 Spanish-American War independence activists wage a guerrilla war against the new colonialists. The rebels are brought under control and political reforms introduced as the country prepares for independence.

The self-governing Commonwealth of the Philippines is established in 1935. Full independence is scheduled for introduction after a further 10 years, but the timetable is interrupted by the Japanese occupation of the country during the Second World War. Independence is finally achieved on 4 July 1946, though as the date would imply, the US retains significant influence.

Mini biography: Born on 11 September 1917 in Sarrat in the llocos Norte Province at the northwestern tip of Luzon. Both his parents are teachers. After completing his schooling, Marcos enrols to study law at the University of the Philippines.

1939 – In April Marcos is arrested in connection with the 1933 murder of a political rival of his father and has to complete his law degree while in custody. He stands trial in September and is and found guilty. Read the rest of this entry »

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A shave and a suck

Posted by eGZact on December 9, 2007

Connie Eubanks was feeling a little low that morning, and no matter how hard she tried, she couldn’t get into her job, and constantly had to remind herself to get back to work! Even while taking phone calls, her mind would wander and she had to ask several clients to repeat what they had just said because she wasn’t paying any attention! At about 11:15 her phone rang and it was her best friend Millie calling to see if they could have lunch together. “Sure Mil,” Connie replied, “why not, I’ll meet you by the elevators in five minutes.” When they hit the lobby Millie asked where Connie wanted to go for lunch. Connie thought about it for a second and replied, “Ya know Mil, I’m feeling a little blue this morning, so what I’d really like to do is go for a quick shave if that’s all right with you!?!” Millie laughed and answered quickly, “Fine by me, let’s go!”

The two women entered the salon and went directly to the hostess who was busy taking reservations. “Do you think you could get two of us in for quick shaves,” asked Connie hopefully?” Do you have a reservation,” asked the hostess? “No,” Connie shot back quickly, “we hoped you could slip us in, it’s really important!” “Let me see,” said the hostess, while glancing over her reservation book, “okay girls, follow me, I think we can squeeze you in!” When they got to the shaving room, the hostess called out to two barbers, “Jane, Erica, can you take care of these two right now, they really need it bad!?!” “Jane nodded yes, and motioned both Connie and Millie into the two reclining barbers chairs. Both women quickly seated themselves, leaned back, and then waited for the two barbers to begin. “Okay, hon” said Jane, “lift your butt!” Connie lifted her ass off the chair and Jane reached under her dress and tugged off her panty hose and panties in one quick motion. Connie looked over at Millie, who also was having her under things removed by Erica! Both women then hiked their skirts up around their waists exposing their vaginas to watchful eyes of the two barbers, Jane and Erica. Read the rest of this entry »

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