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Beer vs. Pussy

Posted by eGZact on October 26, 2007

Pussy vs. Beer

A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement.
— Advantage: Beer

A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot.
— Advantage: Pussy

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
— Advantage: Beer

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not.
— Advantage: Draw

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
— Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in.
— Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
— Advantage: Pussy

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
— Advantage: Beer

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
— Advantage: Beer

6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
— Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
— Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
— Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
— Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
— Advantage: Beer

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
— Advantage: Beer

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
— Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
— Advantage: Pussy

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
— Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
— Advantage: Beer

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
— Advantage: Beer

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
— Advantage: Pussy

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
— Advantage: Beer

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran.
— Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle. Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
— Advantage: Pussy

The government taxes beer.
— Advantage: Pussy

 

It’s a close call, but the numbers never lie.

Advantage: Pussy

BeerBulge

4 Responses to “Beer vs. Pussy”

  1. pizorntube said

    Love beer, but no question pussy rules the day!

  2. Fuck the beer, I’ll have a Coke, a smile, and a pussy.

  3. rocketcp08 said

    bear makes you go, pussy makes you come – advantage pussy
    beer is best when shared amongst friends – advantage beer
    beer feels good going down, going down makes pussy feel good – draw

  4. yeah me and my boyfriend are swingers and use http://www.myxxxclub.com sometimes. The thing about this site is that most members are single girls and guys looking for hookups. We are more into couples but if you’re a single girl looking for a guy or so and wanna get laid that’s the site for you I guess, lol. I mean we’ve met some great couple partners on that site but rather use it for the amateur videos. Members load their videos and it’s kinda kinky chatting with people while seeing them fuck. Also their classifieds is good if you wanna meet people!

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